A Hedge Fund Ruined My Lunch! (Public Board)

by FSK, Monday, August 11, 2025, 19:46 (20 days ago)
edited by FSK, Monday, August 11, 2025, 19:52

At work, I've been eating at Lenwich, a sandwich chain with several locations in NYC. The last few times I ate there, the food was lousy. I attributed it to "they had a bad day" and gave them another chance. After 4 bad lunches in a row, I decided to do some digging.

Lenwich was bought out by a hedge fund! It's obvious what happened now. Some bean counter had the brilliant idea "we cut costs by 20% by serving rotten food and goose our profits". They already lost most of their customers! It used to be packed at lunch and now there's almost nobody there. It should be obvious even to the emptiest suit that policy was stupid.

The offensive part is this isn't the first time this has happened to me! One of my favorite lunch spots gets bought out by a hedge fund, cuts the quality, and I can't go there anymore.

I'd rather pay $3-$5 more for non-rotten food, but that isn't an option apparently. I'd much rather they raise prices than cut quality.

There's a cycle of pump and dump.

Restaurant chain serves good food, has customers.

Restaurant chain gets bought out by hedge fund or has an IPO. They cut costs to boost profits, so the investors cash out at the perfect time.

Restaurant eventually goes bankrupt because they lost all their customers. The brand name still has value. Some hedge fund buys the chain out of bankruptcy. The cycle of pump and dump goes back to the beginning. The new owners start serving good food again, advertise to get former customers to give them another chance. The cycle of pump and dump can happen several times at the same restaurant chain.

The key is that, when a restaurant stops serving good food, they don't lose all their customers right away. People remember the food used to be good. This is just enough of window for the "pump" of the pump-and-dump so the investors can cash out with perfect timing.

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Financialization has ruined everything

by Cornpop Sutton ⌂, A bad bad dude who makes good shine., Thursday, August 14, 2025, 00:46 (17 days ago) @ FSK

The term is "enshittification". Some product or service is great when it's introduced and becomes a staple commodity. Then somehow the product or service quality is squeezed and reduced in order to have better margins. Look at Netflix. It's turned from being a one of a kind no brainer must-have into a marginal player alongside me-too streaming services that chop up the market. And hedge funds, IPOs and other financialization assume that the product or service quality and customer satisfaction don't matter in the least.

Nobody has a lock on anything these days. Businesses don't have a lock on customers, customers don't have a lock on quality of product, and investors don't have a lock on even getting their money out of an acquisition.

Financialization has ruined everything

by FSK, Thursday, August 14, 2025, 14:34 (17 days ago) @ Cornpop Sutton

The reason "enshittification" works is that there's a lag between when you cut quality and when you start losing customers. In the interval inbetween that, profits skyrockets.

You have businesses like Amazon/Facebook/Google that are de facto monopolies. No matter how much they enshittify their products, they won't lose customers. When they were new and in hypergrowth mode, they had to have a good product to get customers. After they got monopoly status, they stopped caring and focused on maximizing profits.

With Amazon/Facebook/Google there are no serious alternatives. With a restaurant, there's much less switching costs for me. So I walk an extra block to get lunch? They don't have a monopoly, not in the same sense as Big Tech.

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Financialization has ruined everything

by ,ndo, No refunds or exchanges! Fullstop!, Sunday, August 24, 2025, 06:14 (7 days ago) @ Cornpop Sutton

Louis Rossman spends time on enshittification

John Deere won't let you fix your tractor

VW charges you extra for the brakes to work properly (or something)

That sort of thing.

A Hedge Fund Ruined My Lunch!

by JoFrance, Sunday, August 24, 2025, 19:37 (7 days ago) @ FSK

Its a shame when that happens to a good place. They're so hard to find. I agree with you that many people would pay more for better food, but the hedge fund just wants to take what they can get and then move on. Pump and dump. They don't care about the future of the business or its customers in the process.

Hopefully you have a lot of other places to choose from for lunch. Do you have a way to bring your own lunch? I don't know how convenient that would be for you, but maybe it's worth considering.

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